yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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