Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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