I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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