Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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