Your tits are I can't wait for
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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