I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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