After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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