Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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