I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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