he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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