Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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