She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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