too bad you live with your parents still
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
