Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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