Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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