i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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