pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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