I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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