we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Actions speak louder than pants.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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