i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
