So drunk its hurt
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
send nudes
from the living room?
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