just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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