I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
