Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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