butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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