This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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