Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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