office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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