our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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