Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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