Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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