Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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