wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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