And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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