ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
it glows. i had to have it.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
