did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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