Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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