Dual....:-)
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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