I heard we made out
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
soo... how was my night?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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