Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
