@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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