Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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