Jerry, you need to find god
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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