I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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