Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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