Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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