Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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