Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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