Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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