In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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