So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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