i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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