So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
