I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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