Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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