idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Randomize
