Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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