Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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