how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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