It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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